Short blonde jokes and one liners about bleached chicks, platinum haired females and yellow maned women for humorous reading material to enjoy.

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20 Short Blonde Jokes and One Liners

  These Short blonde jokes and one liners are dedicated to all bleached chicks, platinum haired females and yellow maned women everywhere.
  1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    A: Gifted!
  2. Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
    A: Alone.
  3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
    A: Pregnant.
  4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
    A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down
  5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
    A: Artificial intelligence.
  6. Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
    A By doing the splits.
  7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
    A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
  8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
    A: Nothing. They've never met.
  9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
    A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
  10. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
    A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
  11. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
    A: You can park in the handicap zone.
  12. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
    A: An IN-body experience!
  13. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
    A: Humpme Dumpme.
  14. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
    A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
  15. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
    A: It takes too long to retrain them.
  16. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A : There's white-out on the screen.
  17. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
    A: There's writing on the white-out.
  18. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
    A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
  19. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
    A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
  20. Q: How do you kill a blonde?
    A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

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